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Friday, August 8, 2008

National Park Service,

Don't you realize that the National Mall used to be a boggy wetland, who's demise was the official start to the death of the Chesapeake Bay?

BeyondBeyondDC believes that it should be restored to a wetland. The Mall is currently a symbol of hippieness, and we believe that the enviro-freaks should know the real history of the plot of grass upon which they plop their backsides to watch fireworks and Peter, Paul, and Mary.

Besides this, we would save countless man hours and resources by not having to mow the grass. Grass is the most widely grown crop in the US, on which people spend the most money. It would be great to restore the original habitat of such an integral part of the Chesapeake Bay.

BeyondBeyondDC

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