Share a bike, get the crabs.

Ahhh, a brisk fall morning, coffee in hand, scarf wrapped around your neck, and a nice cold bike to sit on. Making your way through the bustling city is bound to come with more options, thanks to SmartBike DC https://www.smartbikedc.com/ who will offer bikes for rent.

BeyondBeyondDC wants to relate the ugly side of bike rental in general- CRABS! That's right, the not so brisk autumn morning is actually a late afternoon in August, with riders wearing shorts, sweat pouring out, and you're about to sit down on a seat that some shady looking guy that smells like Wild Turkey just got off of. The risk of picking up these pesky critters is ever present. Please carry anti-bacterial wipes with you.

Besides, BeyondBeyondDC would like to point out that people like Paul Rubens could have just used the bike to ride down to check out the local peep show.